Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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