did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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