HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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