i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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