I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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