why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Randomize
