Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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