Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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