toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
