Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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