I queefed so loud it echoed.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
PANTIES FOUND
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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