The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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