: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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