Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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