yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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