so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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