I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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