Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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