I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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