There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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