butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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