If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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