i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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