Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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