do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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