Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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