Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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