I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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