Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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