& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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