some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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