You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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