At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It was like giving head to a cactus.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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