i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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