does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We need to get me chipped asap
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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