brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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