Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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