One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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