Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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