i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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