PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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