How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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