Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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