i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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