It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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