I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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