Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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