That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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