Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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