return my video game
Farmville is her only friend.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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